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I have finally figured out what makes old people smell like old people.

It's all the lotion they have to put on.

How did I find this out? Because that's what I smell now when I get out of the shower.

I have lotion for my face, lotion for my legs, lotion for my feet, lotion for my elbows and lotion for my hands. 

Yeah, that's a lot of lotion. 

And when you get done? You smell like old people! 

Now you know!

See ya nerds!